Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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