Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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