i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
either way he was missing a nipple.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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