Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My vagina just recognized that song.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
pray to the hookup gods
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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