All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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