Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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