I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize