I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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