question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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