Me too!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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