Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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