Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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