thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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