She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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