he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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