I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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