So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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