I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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