next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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