We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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