I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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