Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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