East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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