Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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