You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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