i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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