I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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