I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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Green mimosas i think yes
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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