Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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