Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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