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  • 64 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:00am

    2:09 is obviously some asshole who hates some guy named Leroy, and Leroy is probably some sad lonely kid with no friends, and 2:09 is a bully and wants to make his life even more miserable. What a dick!

  • 63 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:16pm

    ill burn your english muffin...

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:06pm

    This is fucking hilarious

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:24pm

    i really cannot tell you why but this made me laugh lol

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:13pm

    I hope 2:09 was joking

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:20pm

    Fucking hilarious, this sounds exactly like something my friend Jimmy would do except the toaster would then be called a minion of Satan

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:34pm

    In Soviet Russia, your toaster fuckin hates YOU!!!!!!

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:49pm

    had nights like this on both ends of the phone.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:25pm

    2:09 that's fuckin weird

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:52am

    Haha this made my day so far.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:09pm

    I have always wondered what it would be like to have sexual intercoarse with my toaster. It's smooth, silver body just titilates my testosterone and I just want to insert myself in it's godly slots. I imagine licking her insides and picking up all of the crumbs that dirty girl has hoarded. Then I'll rub a lil butter all over her and attempt to stick her inside my anus goatse style whilst rubbing peanut butter on my genitals for a treat that my beloved Labrador can enjoy. -Leroy Cavilla

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:09pm

    Something id do

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:03pm

    This isn't funny or witty, this type of situations happen all the time

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:09pm

    @3:14: NO, *you* are stupid.

  • 43 35
    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Mar 25, 11 at 6:34pm

    I like the use of the past tense on hated ;)

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:46pm

    Don't call me anymore