We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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