Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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