What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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