and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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