I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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