I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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