she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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