The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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