People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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