She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Everyone says I win the strip club
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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