the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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