Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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