I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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