We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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