Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize