i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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