Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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