I cannot find my penis.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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