Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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